Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper
about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the
article it said the courtroom was filled with
women waiting to give him flowers, love letters
and wedding fucking proposals ... and I'm afraid
to say that the first thing that entered my head
was:
"And I'm not getting laid."
What am I doing wrong?
I read another article, a woman is suing the state
of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella.
He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He
killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing
the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm
afraid to say that the first thing that came to my
head was:
"And I'm not getting laid."
Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a
man here? They must have been heavy on the old
sense of humor that you always talk about in your
little women's polls. "Ted Bundy, that old whip,
he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do,
he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder
things 'cause he kept me in stitches."
It's just depressing.
Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks - achey breaky
fucking dicks these guys are - Ted Bundy getting
wedding proposals.
You know, we're fucked up here. I tell you,
Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here
'cause all the women are gonna say:
"What a cute butt."
"but He's Satan!"
"You don't know him like I do."
"but He's the Prince of Darkness!"
"I can change him."
(Bill Hicks)
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