So, this is a long story.
In far-far away a dragon kidnapped the princess. Of course one local hero
went to rescue her. Hhh, why not, when with a cute little lady you get half
kingdom. Not bad, ha?
Ok, he went through a deep forest, through a long river and finally arrived
to the huge castle.
- Dragon!!! Come out and fight back! - said the hero.
- Get lost mortal, I'm busy! - said the dragon.
- Dragon, come out right now, I count to three and coming in! One... two...
three.
Our brave hero entered and saw... OH MY GOD!!! There was no princess, only
a rubber doll and old dragon who was actually... ammm
-  What? Don't you see how sad I feel? Please kill me - said the dragon.
Of course the hero killed him and took away the rubber doll (better than
nothing) and a dragon egg.
What happened with princess? Oh, come on, it's already another story.
But a moral is that no matter where you are, no matter what you are doing -
never trust to cookie bunnies.