מערכה ראשונה:
מיקום: איפה שהוא במחילה של הטאביז
דמויות: מה, אני באמת צריך להגיד לכם? תקראו ותבינו בעצמכם.
כאילו שאתם גם הולכים להציג את זה...

Reader: Today is Friday and the Tubbies are lighting
Sabbath candles
             Today is Friday and the Tubbies are lighting
Sabbath candles
Purple: Don't say it twice
Don't say it twice
There's only one Sabbath
There's only one Sabbath
Tubbies: He he he!
Reader: Tubby Queer has lost his glowing lipstick
             Tubby Queer has lost his glowing lipstick
Purple: Have you seen my glowing lipstick, Chubby Tubby?
             Have you seen my glowing lipstick, Chubby
Tubby?
Green: Ouch, don't you dare talking to me like this you
faggit!

מערכה שניה:
מיקום: השדה של הטאביז, איפה שהצינור המדבר ההוא   נמצא.
דמויות: הופעת אורח של חיזר ממאדים על הבטן של הטאבי האדום,
וגם של השמש-תינוק המקורית מהסדרה
(באחריות...).



Reader: Tiny Tubby got a message from Mars
             Tiny Tubby got a message from Mars  
Purple: Oooh! What did they say?
             What did they say?
Green: What did they say?
             What did they say?
Alien: We've looked for an intelligence life on your
planet, but we found you.
Tubbies: He he he
Reader: The Tubbies are laughing.
Tubbies: He he he
Reader: The Tubbies are laughing.
Sun: Yo suckers I'm out of here.
Reader: The night has come, it's time for Tubby Bye-Bye
             The night has come, it's time for...
Oh, the hell with it! I'm tired of saying everything twice.
I want to go back to my hood at Harlem, lay some bitches
(instead of Tubby Queer humping my leg).
Tubbies: He he he. Sleep sleep!
Red: I don't know. I feel like hitting the town tonight.
there's a party nearby "bombs to the eyebrows".


הקטע מבוסס על משחק מחשב מבית היוצר של האחים גלוזמן.