אז ככה: אלה שלוש עבודות שהגשתי באנגלית לא מזמן, כולן בהומור
ומבוססות על שלושה סיפורים ידועים. בוא נראה מה יהיה לכם להגיד
על זה.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
A tape recorder that includes: Interview I Had With Dr
Jekyll.
Time: somewhere near the Barok Age (before everybody knew Dr
Jekyll's secret).

Alon: Hi, how are you?
Jekyll: Fine, thank you.
Alon: Ok, so lets start. You know, there is a rumor down in
Israel that you are the famous Dr Jekyll who invented
something big I guess...
Jekyll: Well, not for nothing I am called Doctor.
Alon: Yeah yeah yeah, of course. Anyway, we heard you have
some... you know... some dark side in you... is it real or
just a rumor?
Jekyll: Well, you know, everyone of us hides a little dark
side, maybe in my case it's a little more complicated, but
let's just leave it.
Alon: Naa... come on, Doc, share with us some juicy stuff.
Jekyll: NO, I'd really appreciate it if we just leave it.
Alon: Doc, don't be so heavy, I just have to clear this
subject.
Jekyll: Alon! Leave it!
Alon: I'm not giving up so early; just give us a tiny clue.
Jekyll: I told you three times already - leave it alone and
you didn't get it, didn't you, Alon?!
)Sounds like the doc is getting up)
Jekyll: You piece of pig shit, I'll show you a clue! (sound
of some hits and screams)
Alon: Stop, doc, Stop! What is going on with you... you are
becoming a.... (sound of something heavy falling down)
Jekyll: Who you calling doc?! Dr. Jekyll is gone a long time
ago. Now you have me! And I guess it's not good for you...
Ha Ha Ha!

)The tape record fell down... sound of Nothing...)

Snowhite
A new refreshing ending.

Instead of: Snowhite is in a coma, prince charming gives her
a little kiss, she wake up and everybody live happily ever
after.
I made up a new ending: Snowhite is in a coma, price
charming comes and gives her a big big kiss, He vomits from
the stench, He falls into a coma too, After two days the
seven dwarfs come to save everybody. First one comes, gives
a kiss to Snowhite and falls into a coma; the second one is
a little more realistic, he tries to give her a mouth to
mouth healing. He dies too; the third one tries some kind of
electricity magic to bring them back. By mistake he kills
himself. Now it's 2000 years after we have found the bones
and we're still trying to figure out why the hell all the
other dwarfs didn't try to help... :)

The Hulk.
A new beginning for the story.

It happens to you sometimes just before you go to sleep...
you start wondering about... HOW THE FK DID THE HULK
BECOME THE HULK?

Well, today is your lucky day; I'm going to answer you this
important question.

Long long time ago... something like ten years... There was
a kid who was called Bulk. Bulk was a fat stupid ordinary
kid... and like any other ordinary kid in his age (1-7) he
liked to eat his runny nose.
But Bulk ate a little more than others. He cooked cakes with
it. He ate it inside a sandwich, he even put it inside his
soup.

And the time got old... and so did Bulk, and his nose
stopped making that huge amount of runny nose.
Bulk became so angry and so green from the little kids who
got runny noses, so out of envy, and of all those years that
he had eaten so much runny nose, he became what he is
today.
THE END
)hope you had enjoyed, and hope to see you next time on: The
Important Questions Of Our Life)

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