When I wake up in the morning
Then again before it's noon
A short one after lunch
With the first light of the moon

A little helping before dinner
Afterward staining the bed
Stay up just one more night
Let the feeling spread

Always there beside me
Whenever I feel low
My dearest friend
Caffeine

Gulp it in my coffee
Get it in a pill
It's not about the taste
It's all about the feel

Nevermore be tired
So far I'm hardly beat
Four straight wakeful days
Isn't that a treat?

Always there beside me
Giving me the boost
My dearest friend
Caffeine

Sleep is overrated
It's sad but it is true
In this modern day and age
We can't afford the time
I need another brew.

Always there beside me
Causing me to pee
My dearest friend
Caffeine

I fall asleep while walking
My head wants to explode
The doctor says my heart
Is set on overload

I'm off caffeine for good now
So far it's been a week
I'm having trouble thinking
And soon I'll start to shriek

Lurking now behind me
Beckoning me back
My dearest love
Caffeine

Thanks for being there
Sweet dependency
Now we say goodbye
My late friend,
Caffeine