I'm a nice little boy with a nice little house
And my nice little dream is to kill Mickey-Mouse
Yesterday i saw Mickey-Mouse on the street
I happily reached for my dismembering kit
After a scream and a wag of the tail
You can no longer tell Mickey-Mouse was a male
I was beating his huge furry head on the floor
He was dead, but my blood thirsty mind wanted more
So i took out my knife and i took out my fork
His Disneyland meat was even better than pork.