I am about to take a step that will change my life for the
better.
For years I have tried to make a fortune, raise a family and
find happiness while the entire time I stupidly forgot the
most important detail - something that will smooth out the
wrinkles in my existence, making everything simpler.
How I missed this most valid option, I cannot say. But now
that it came to my attention I see that it is the only true
and right course of action that, in my current position, I
am likely to take.
As mentioned before, I had worked hard a great portion of my
life in order to claim a great portion of money. Like many
people before me, I discovered that this was no light
ambition.
While I was willing to do all that was in my power to be a
millionaire, my claims to the large amount of money that I
possessed eventually in my life did not come from my work
directly, although I did need quite a lot of work to get it,
but it came through matrimony.
While the agreement seemed quite to my benefit, my wife
would waste her inherited money, breed like a rabbit, have
some nanny to take care of her children and I would be left
for my own business, I did not realize at the time that
quite soon the woman that I had bound myself to would look
uglier than an eighty-eight year old beaver.
Women younger and quite more attractive than my wife swarmed
around me like bees, I thought the happiness was in my grasp
for my wife of course suspected nothing of my affairs.
It was my wife's cousin who destroyed my life. This
particular cousin's anger with me was so intense he didn't
think it was enough only to destroy my marriage and my
access to extreme amounts of money, he also framed me for
his own murder, which was a suicide due to his broken heart
that had been caused by the fact that he was madly in love
with his older, baboon-resembling cousin, my ex-wife.
As the police are, at this very moment, running up the
stairs to my roof flat I have come to realize that there is
no escape from where I stand, unless I take this step that
will better my life.
This step that will turn everything to my benefit, which
will allow me never to sweat or work hard again. I know I
have nowhere to go from here and after I have already lost
everything, I have nothing to lose.
Watch me as I take this most dramatic and revolutionary
step...
Watch me as I step...
As I step...
Off this roof...