Hello, my name is Libi. I'm a regular girl who lives in a
regular house with two regular parents and three regular
brothers. Every morning I wake up in my regular bed, put on
my regular clothes and brush my teeth in my regular
bathroom. I eat regular cereals in a big white bowl and go
to a regular school with my regular friends.
Today, I woke up to a regular Monday. I put on my regular
pink dress, took Daddy's regular shot gun and drove my
regular car to my regular school.

I shot them all. They are dead now. I watched their blood
dripping on the white tiles of the boys showers.
Apparently, Daddy bought an excellent shot gun. It was a
good deal too. 29.99$, free bullets included. I thought it
was all over, but then I saw Bili in the corner. I guess
that two bullets straight to the heart weren't enough to get
the job done. He was still breathing. In his last breathe,
he whispered:
"Why?"
I said I don't like Mondays. They serve tuna in the
cafeteria. I hate tune. It gives me gas.

                       - Based on a true story