This is a story of a young little girl
Who thought she had no one in the whole wide world
Soon her sweet prince came on ahead
Chubby, brown eyed with brown hair on his head

He told her he loves her and that was the spell
She kissed and she hugged, wanting sex as well
Many before him tried her to taint
But all they did was cause her some pain

Although she fell many times before
Twice, three times, maybe four
This time was different I'll tell you so
He is no phony oh no no no

It all started out on a hot sunny day
"May I meet you" He called, she answered "You may"
Exciting and nervous she left her home
Hoping and wishing she won't come back alone

And so it happened, the love birds met
Couldn't look in his eye, wasn't used to him yet
She was really upset at first and constantly blue
He thought she was sexy yet she had no clue

He told her about it and opened her eyes
Total shock, the perfect surprise
Here stands a man, He's not even lame
Confessing his love with no shred of shame

Today they live in a beautiful house
Three dogs, a pool, and not even one mouse
Screwing and shagging all day long
Butt naked, earrings, and a shexy black thong.
"But wait!" You may ask "Is there nothing wrong?"
"No" I shall say, "All is well as this song".