THE DEMOCRACY SHUFFLE

First, hold your partner with left hand and right foot. This
will require some balance. The dance consists mostly of
watching television, with intermediate random hopping.
People with more money must hop higher. Between songs,
postmodern art will be displayed, and will be compared with
some of the ugly dancers. They will not be offended,
because, hey, it doesn't matter. The females will then
curtsy to express electoral equality before GOD.

In the corner dances a deformed, filthy creature. Whenever
GOD is mentioned, it masturbates frantically. "I am not
equal," it says, "and I will bring you down to my level." It
likes to dance and shit at the same time.