Overture

One chilly Christmas morning
The heaven gates just fell
The crowd was no more millions
It was too many more
And the lord and all his helpers
Could no more decide
Who will go down to heaven
And who's to burn in hell

The speed and intensity
They were just so low
The old weighing machine broke
And fixing was a waste

The heaven it just closed and the people stood outside
And the Lord Lord said: we need a better plan

1985

Lord: what can we do about it? We're just so out of date.
If we happen to bring someone how could do the work that
fast

Satan: you see the human beings they have this new event
a special machine that thinks for it's own hands
Maybe I'll go up there and see what it's about
If we can install it the millions will get lost

Lord: I give you my approval
And take a few more men
But if it's to heavy take angel Gabriel

Melissa The Deadly Virus / Back To 2002

Main engineer of heaven: for years we've using 'SysTech'
No bugs have yet been found
But lately god I tell you a virus has got in our machine
It send wrong men in heaven and evil not to hell
I have personally checked it and what I found isn't good
We need someone to heal it no Hi-Tech man is worth

Lord: get me Satan on the cell phone let's see what he
says

Angel of Jordan: repeat after me - phones are evil

Student angels: cell phones are evil
Evil evil evil evil creatures

Satan: I tell you Lord you can't deal with this with any
hi-tech man
Only the best in the business for heavens comp system

Solutions Cost

Angel Gabriel: I know this high school engineer dude he's
our man for the job
Give me a companion and Satan he is yours

Satan: can he heal the system?

Angel Gabriel: sure he can in minutes
But getting him is wrong

The Lord and the Prophet

Satan: god hates the prophet

Angel Gabriel: well?

Satan: get him on the phone!

Angel of Jordan: repeat after me - phones are evil

Student angels: cell phones are evil
Evil evil evil evil creatures

Satan: if we can get the prophet to tell god it is wrong
Then the lord personally will have us get the man!

Lord: prophet what you tell me? I'm facing a crisis here!

Amos the prophet: lord you don't exist not you nor
heaven's hell
You can not take this man
He's being depended on
So many people needs him
His got wife kids - family
And if you lord don't want to I'm sure my students will
agree

The Students Of The Prophet: we're not gonna give him
We're not gonna give him we're not gonna give him - up! Give
up!

Amos the prophet: lord ask some other people you'll see
just what I mean

Lord: these are my final words we need this talented man
The prophet he just piss me
Says I do not exist

Satan: than get this man we will and computers we'll heal

Down To Planet Earth / Death

Angel Gabriel: come with us

Angel Gabriel's companion: come with us

Meir: what about my son?

Angel Gabriel: come with us

Angel Gabriel's companion: come with us

Meir: but they need me more but they need me more

Angel Gabriel: come with us

Angel Gabriel's companion: come with us


Teacher De Anat: he is gone he is gone

Principal De Michal: he is gone we'll need another man

Amos The Prophet: how could it have happen? It could not
have happen!

Healing

Main Engineer of heaven: How do you think he does it?

Angel Gabriel: I don't know!

Main Engineer of heaven: What makes him so good?

Satan: years of experience I guess
He touches the system as if he built it himself
He knows the old the new and the UN-invented

Main Engineer of heaven: he's mending it with his own
hands!
No normal engineer he is
He is the best in the business

Spirit o' Meir: when can I go home? When can I get back?

Lord: the door is closed I'm sorry
Satan has tricked me one more time

Back To Planet Earth

Teacher De Anat: he's gone let's hang a picture
We must not forget!

Spirit o' Meir: I will always be here! I will always

Principal de Michal: we must get a new man
To take care of our gear

Student de Mendy: but who can replace him? No man is good
enough!

The (Other) Smoker

The Being Yoel: hello students please have patience
I'm the new computer guy

Students: well hello

The Being Yoel: I'll block all your ports
I'll delete all your games
I will save myself the effort
I'm the new computer guy
Can I just be your friend

Spirit o' Meir: I will always be here I will always be
here