I wish I was dumber,
Maybe life would be easier.
I wish I was stupid,
Maybe then I'd be friendlier.

I wish I was smarter,
Maybe then I'd know it all.
I wish I wouldn't always look farther
Maybe then I wouldn't fall.

You know what?

I wish I was totally retarded.
Maybe then I'd be at ease.
I wish I wouldn't care at all,
And didn't have the urge to please.

Let's go for something different.

I wish I was a man-hater.
Maybe then no one would like me.
I wish I was totally crippled -
Couldn't walk, talk or see.

I wish I was spiritually leaner,
I wouldn't have depth or meaning.
Or maybe if I were simply meaner,
I wouldn't care about their feelings.

So what I'm basically wishing for
Is a change.
Just to weaken the allure
In being someone strange.