The chocolate industry conspiracy theory manifesto
              (or in short, the Kinder egg)

Today I thought ..
Will there be a Kinder egg in 50 years?

If so, we could say to our grandchildren, "My Grandpa gave
it to me, and I'm giving it to you", like in the Verter's
Original conspiracy to ruin generations of teeth. But now to
annoy generations with stupid unuseful unbuiltable pieces of
plastic, that just lie around, and I kindda like.
I do believe they went through all that trouble in a
mission, to prepare our generation to the Ekea mania.
Furniture packed in little "build it on your own" boxes,
instructions included, which are always missing parts.
Reminds you of something? I say dolls for girls, trucks for
boys, and Kinder eggs to the grownups of the 21st century.

On the other hand, in 50 years, there will be the cool
Kinder new laser plastic toy, that builds itself by voice
commands, and recycles automatically.

I'm for the Kinder Egg conspiracy! Are U?