My cats' no good
my cats' on fire
to eat some cheese
was his desire
but when he fell
on oven's flame
he burned to crust
Oh, what a shame
i dont know what
i now must do
i'll sell him for
a buck or to
to men from tailand
who'll eat his guts
Coz' left in here,
he'll only rot

he wasn't that much of a cat
he hit me, bit me, tore my chest
so when i saw for cheese he came
i took a match, and made a flame...