|
אנתרופולוג.
She was fishing with her dad when he suddenly keeled over.
|
Before she blossomed, Mother used to make us her radiant
salad, of pomegranate seeds, figs, whole lemons and crushed
mulberries.
|
Once upon a time, there was a dragon.
|
We cooked honey cakes for breakfast, and brought them to
grandpa's bed.
|
Little Red Riding Hood was pregnant, and really needed an
abortion, being 12 and all. Her jackass lumberjack boyfriend
was long gone by then, and he took all the crack with him.
|
FIFTEEN SECONDS TO SELF-DESTRUCT.
|
The wind blew through his hair, and through the whisper of
my body.
|
I love peeing off the balconies.
|
I clawed my way to the tip of the branch to look down at the
campfire.
|
Before I became a butterfly, I was a worm.
|
She flung the bundle to other side of the chasm, where it
hooked on the spike she shot through it
|
There are many traditional ways for seeing into the future.
|
I see you floating in a bottle of vodka. I hear you howling
as I run through the woods. When I take a shit, you reach
from the sewage to fondle me. You are everywhere, and you
fill all spaces. But one.
|
Another night, another murder. This one screamed so loudly I
thought I would puke my fucking guts out.
|
He wouldn't stop crying, so I hit him again.
|
The man with selective memory makes a cup of coffee for
himself and for no other.
|
Dearest Claire, I am writing to say goodbye.
|
There once was a girl with icicles instead of hair, and she
spat sleet and shat snow.
|
JUST IN: A new African state discovered.
|
"Don't shoot!" I said, but he did.
|
There is a woman in the waters, looking up at me whenever I
go to the shore to contemplate Death.
|
Reality is not about truth, but about dignity.
|
The Color Green was walking down the street, looking for
some action.
|
TO INFLICT: I drew a square in the sand, representing the
Earth, with a triangle at each corner, representing the Four
Punishments.
|
I can recognize the precise moment in which they fall in
love with me.
|
Bonecruncher abhors all forms of meat.
|
"Give me the canteen, you dirty Russian!"
|
She hatched in the magmatic bowels of our living planet,
swimming to the surface through my seismatic, tectonic
nightmares, emerging at the mouth of a small fjord near
Trondheim.
|
Radioman is the coolest thing in pants.
|
I woke up knowing exactly how to undo the damage I had
wrought in my dream. I put on the dust-suit, and ran up the
stairs. Around and around and around to the top, and stared
out, breathless, at the dark, thirsty landscape
|
Alison groaned as Rob reached for her breasts. her nipples
hard as steel bullets. She arched her back, bucking herself
into his throbbing cock.
|
I suck cock because I am ugly.
|
WHERE WE CAME FROM: When Sandy was 16 he sucked his first
cock. Sperm was frothing out of his mouth, and it formed
bubbles. From seven of these bubbles came forth the Seven
Ancestor Spirits: racooon, sparrow, echidna, starfish,
lemur, crab and moth. They
|
He built his house on the edge of a waterfall, because he
could.
|
I peeled off her skin and there was fur, I peeled off the
fur and there was down, a peeled off down and there were
scales, and then there was nothing but her voice as it was
in the beginning.
|
So there was this guy, who was straight, but tone-deaf.
|
"Put your penis inside my vagina" I told him, and he really
tried, but it wouldn't go.
|
Drinking insecticide, to kill the spiders.
|
Living in a tent for six years, eating leftovers and
listening to second rate music out of some fool's car radio.
|
My first wife is a virgin.
|
In the Kingdom of Twilight sound and light are crimes.
|
There was something wrong with the clouds, so I slowed down
and took a closer look at their formation and dispersion.
|
In desperation, I grabbed two sticks and rubbed them
together, as if I were feral.
|
It takes seven seconds to run to the flag and back, twelve
seconds to circle the entire camp.
|
I found my own skull under the kitchen table, as cracked and
hollow as I am.
|
JOKE: Two men are fucking in a bathroom.
|
Some of us cry when the Sun comes out. Some of us do
something about it. Roland was the first to act, and the
first to die. He climbed up to the roof, and crouched, ready
for dawn.
|
First, hold your partner with left hand and right foot.
|
In a moment of clarity, I saw a tree, its shadow, and a
figure.
|
He had big hands. She would invite him over for tea, but he
could never pick up the tea cups properly, his clumsy
fingers giants compared to the delicate china handles. But
he tried, to be polite. He would hold the cup in both hands,
and she would worry t
|
"I'm sorry I killed you" said the soldier to the girl.
|
Two men died by swallowing bats that grew in their
intestines as in caves.
|
If you think quicksand is dangerous, you've never been on
the second floor.
|
The rumors about us devouring our young are lies, vicious
lies spread by your foul, corrupt regime.
|
The Priest of Shorelines built a shrine to his Fanged Lord
in the museum's men's room.
|
There once was a crustacean named Rudolph.
He always felt he was too ugly to go to any of the big
shrimp parties, or even the lobster tea-and-crumpet
gatherings.
|
It seemed like a clean enough road, so I lay in it, careful
to be as obtrusive as possible to the traffic.
|
The next day, Tortoise threw a big party and invited all the
animals in the forest: the poor and the rich.
|
The baby was sucking wine out his bottle, while the mother
was fondling her breasts in front of the mirror.
|
I held my breath and pulled the trigger.
|
On the seventh day she cried for six minutes, thinking about
his five fingers over her face, four orgasms, and three
weeks before he had to go, he said for the second time that
she was the one.
|
There's a reason why knives are reflective, you know.
|
Huff, huff, huff! I caught the stick in mid-air, landed on
all fours, and sprinted back. Master pulled it out of my
mouth, and threw it again. Again, I ran, caught, huff,
turned, huff, sprinted, ran...
|
What is love? Love is a projection from outer space,
injected into our collective subconscious by hive-like
aliens that simply follow orders.
|
His eyes became heavier and heavier, and then he slept. I
got up and put out the lantern, and was covered by foggy
twilight. The rest were already asleep, but I couldn't calm
my nerves, so I walked slowly into the gloom. After a few
steps, all that was le
|
There once was a girl who lived in a box, and she was so
lonely.
|
They gathered in taverns, in wind-swept grassy fields, and
in caves they dug under the roots of their fathers' trees.
|
Superman just landed on my lush veranda. He smiled, kissed
me passionately, and undressed. What's a boy to do? I called
911.
|
Humans hatch from eggs, and demons from crystals.
|
I pulled myself up the steeple, and sat down, finally,
heaving and watching the November stars.
|
The objective of this game is to collect points by, first,
dying in make-believe, and second, scaring the shit out of
the other players once dead.
|
We stopped to rest on a ledge looking to the east, and lit
our pipes with good apple tobacco.
|
Happy birthday: I'm a dad.
|
Nancy has a tongue that licks everything.
|
It is said of spiders that they pull their legs around
themselves when they die, as if they are catching flies
enmeshed in the webs of their own souls, but that's just
shit propaganda.
|
|
|
לא תימניה בכלל
שתשתלט על
הסלוגנים לא
השתלטה על
הסלוגנים בכלל! |
|
